It Took But a Month……..BUT A MONTH!!!!!!
No matter how you look at this, it is still the same thing.
We have been in this house a mere four weeks and already
one exists.
I found it last night. We have not yet unpacked even half of our boxes and I was thinking about finishing off the kitchen. So, I innocently go to this drawer, I HAD SOMETHING USEFUL TO GO INTO IT, and found this.
*bites quivering lip*
A Man Drawer.
I closed the drawer silently, slowly, in shock. I walked back to the sofa and gently sat down. I realised that this ‘thing’ had infiltrated the kitchen on my watch and I knew nothing about it. That’s when the blame started.
“Where was I when he first spotted this drawer?”
“What was the first item to go in it. Could I have nipped it in the bud?”
“Do you think he’d notice if I emptied it?”
Eventually I made it off the sofa and got myself into bed. Telling myself that there was NOTHING I could have done about this and that it would have happened no matter what. I had a fitful nights sleep full of half finished rolls of tape, nails in all different shapes and sizes and loft insulation, all chasing me down a Dickensian street.
It’ll be ok, it’ll all be ok.
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“Hi folks, my name is Robert, you may also know me as LBH or Robert the Husband. I’m an easy going kinda chap who has an offer for you this morning.
I have one, over dramatic, SUPER anally retentive & if she did but know it MESSY wife to give away….wait for it……. FOR FREE!
Please email me at robert @ you will not take my man drawer.com
if you are interested.
If you come to collect her while she is busy doing other ‘man jobs’, such as laying turf , she’ll probably not even notice she’s gone.
But please leave the cat.
I like the cat.
If you don’t know what a man drawer is then please see this BRILLIANT explanation. You’ll then empathise with me completely…although the chances of someone taking my wife may be cut dramatically!
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